Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won?t shit on their lips
How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling
Why do niggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too
Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
He doesn't know he's black
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
How do you get a nigger down from a tree
Cut the rope
How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard?
Hang him in the back
What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and re-load
How many niggers does it take to pave a road?
Depends on how you slice them
What's green and pink and purple and orange?
A nigger dressed for church
What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road?
The deer has skid marks in front of it
What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac?
It seats 5
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
Drop it nigger
Why are niggers so strong?
T.V.?s are getting heavier
Why are niggers so fast?
All slow ones are in jail
What do you call a nigger having sex?
What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip, and a job
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
What is the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without robin
What?s the definition of mass confusion?
Father?s Day in Harlem
Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike?
Because the bike is probably yours
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
To get their stuff back
What do black kids get for Christmas?
What is long and hard on a nigger?
Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive?
They think the smells comin' from the outside
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ?
Because of the pepper spray
What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?
When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing
How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a nigger?
What was missing from the million man march?
How long does it take a nigger to shit?
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start
What does a smart nigger, and Santa Clause have in common?
They're both fictional characters
Why are the trees in harlem so close together?
In 4th Grade who has the biggest dick,
the white boy,
or the nigger?
The nigger... he's 16
What do you call a white man surrounded by 5 black men?
How about a white man surrounded by 10 men?
How about a white man surrounded by 20 black men?
A white man surrounded by 40 black men?
a football coach
A white man surrounded by 1,000 black men?
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Antique farm equipment
What's long and black?
The unemployment line
How do you start a black parade?
By rolling a penny down the street
What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee?
Mike Tyson giving out his phone number
What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13?
A baby shower
Why do niggers wear high heel shoes?
So their knuckles won't drag on the ground
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger?
A dumb gorilla
What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger?
Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers
What do niggers and sperm have in common?
Only one in two million work
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
How did the nigger break his leg raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What do you call a nigger in a suit?
What do black girls and bears have in common?
They both suck their paws
What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit in his face Hits :
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