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A Blonde Painting the House

There was a married blonde who was very conscious about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he’s at work.

When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to his wife to see what’s going on. On entering the bedroom, his wife stood there wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket while still painting.

The husband said, “I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?”

The blonde responds, “When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’”

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