Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, ?When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!? Sister Catherine?s eyes grow wide and she barked, ?What did you say?!? ?A prostitute!? Sheila exclaimed. Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said ?Whew! Thank God! I thought you said ?A Protestant?!?

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