How Sad...Who's Next?
A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, ?You look terrible. What?s the problem?? ?My mother died in June,? he said, ?and left me $10,000.? ?Gee, that?s tough,? he replied. ?Then in July,? the friend continued, ?my father died, leaving me $50,000.? ?Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you?re depressed.? ?And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.? ?Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.? ?Then this month,? continued the friend, ?nothing!? Hits : 395 Comments : 0URL : http://www.humorstream.com/jokes/8.html
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