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Italian Journey

"One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel.
I go down to eat soma breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast.

She branga me only onea piss, I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet.

I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss on my plate.

She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma Bitch.

I don't even know the lady and she call me Sonna Ma Bitch!"

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