Funny Story # 16

Fishing & Whiskey

One Saturday morning, Paul decided to go fishing. He sat there for hours, but nothing. The bottle whiskey that he've took with him, was also empty. He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock.

All of a sudden, there was something on the hook. He pulled the fish out of the water. The only fish for the day so far. The fish was so small, Paul decided to throw it back.

The little fish was so exited, to such an extend, that it decided to give Paul one wish.

He asked the little fish for some more whiskey. The fish said, "Allright then, when you're urinating, it will be pure whiskey."

So Paul sat there, and wonder, can this really be? Paul took a glass and urinate in it. It was pure, pure whiskey.

A while later, a women, who was standing nearby, comes to him and asks, "sir are you allright? I saw you drinking your own piss." No, said Paul, it's whiskey.

The women laughed. He urinate into the glass, and gave it to her. She could'nt believe it.

So they sat there almost for the rest of the day, drinking whiskey.

After about the seventh double, she asks Paul for another one. He looked her in the eye, throw the glass into pieces against the rock and said "What about drinking out of the bottle?"

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